Friday, September 11, 2009

mom calls the husband a 'bastard'
and then the dad calls the wife a 'bitch'
Billy goes to his mom and says :'mom what's a bitch and a bastard?'
and the mom says :'well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen'
Then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears 'Put your penis in my vagina!'
So Billy goes to his mom and says 'mom whats a penis and vagina?
'His moms says : 'Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat'
And then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says 'shit'And billy said :'
Dad, whats shit'And then his dad says:'Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream '
And then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says 'fuck!
'And then billy says to his mom
'Mom whats fuck?'Mom : 'Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey'
And then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says:
'Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis' and vaginas,my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey'
funny righht? i know(!)




LELA♥

" She’s a lil girl,
living in her perfect world
Until the bad guy come,
and tore everything apart.."




5 in the morning.
" i wished you were there when i need you love♥."
but It ended.
I'm holding back the tears..
I don't want myself to look so dumb, so lamentable..
& now, there's nth i could do to bring u back to me. it's BROKEN



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